Maybe we can go to Pennsylvania, and Alvin and I could do that favor for our friend. Ma, it's Christmas Eve, and we're- yeah, well, we're in New Jersey now. You think we should stay out of New York altogether? You dropped your wallet at the scene of the crime in the Bronx. Well, we gotta give these cops one thing, they're efficient. Whatever it is, we'll talk about it at home. Would you please, uh- would you please excuse me for a moment?ĭo not come down here and screw things up, okay? It's a splendid array of fish, shellfish, garlic, paprika- hey! Well, it's a variety of things, actually.
May I assist you with your specials tonight? Ma, I'm sure he's the nicest killer on "c" block, but I really got to get to work.
"All my love this holiday season, Vic Mazzucci." "But you two bastards owe me for all the sh1t I've done for you, "and if you don't do it, I promise I will somehow escape from this place, "track you down like dogs, "rip off your heads and sh1t down your throats. "I know Bein' on parole, you're not supposed to leave the state. "I know I'm askin' a lot, "but I would like for you to look her up in that town I mentioned to you, "Paradise, Pennsylvania, "and beg her to come see me. "Her name is Sarah, "and she's the only thing in the world that means anything. "I'm gettin' old, and I can't stand the thought. "As I told you before, she refuses to visit me here. It's been five years since I've seen my daughter. They didn't have a shred of evidence, 'cept for our fingerprints. Yeah, I wonder who misses them more- you or the original owners.ĭave and Alvin would never steal anything. I miss all the creature comforts we used to have when you boys were around- vcrs, big-screen tvs. You know, Bill, there are, , stories in the naked city. So stop jackin' off, get the car and pick up this scum! I got the mayor up my ass on account of punks like you! I'm not with you five minutes, and I'm being chased by cops!
Then we'll get some ring dings and milk for the child in the back.Īll right, all right, all right, all right! We're not all fancy, upscale restaurateurs like you, Bill. Then we can get some balloons, and we can go to the puppet show. So just quiet down, my little one, and call me dad.Ĭan we stop and get some ring dings and milk? That's why I got another copy for your future perusal. He gave me a letter explaining everything. Hey, Bill, you think this crate could make it to Pennsylvania? I never seen stalactites in a car before. I heard the economy was in the shithouse.īoy, I bet the space shuttle makes less noise. 'Cause I wouldn't want you to be pissed at me. Whatever it is that you want me to do, the answer's no. Now, he used this membrane to fly high above his predators, which you gotta remember, was way back in the cretaceous period.Īnd as far as periods go, oh, it was a mother.Įh, skipping, skipping, skipping, eh- what I, uh, I believe is that once released from this prison, I, much like my reptilian brother, shall take wing.īut the prison psychiatry board says you're incapable of telling the truth.Īnd what I've learned in prison is that robbin' and stealin' and all that horseshit- there's somethin' that ain't right about it.Ī lot of guys in here disagree with me, but they're servin' time. Who developed an outside digit of the forelimb which became greatly elongated. It was a lizard back in prehistoric times. Is being considered for an early release. Well, according to the post, they may be home for the holidays.Īccording to this article, because of overcrowding, anyone who's eligible for parole through June. Speaking of which, have you seen tonight's paper? I'm really not that much different than my two brothers. I feel as if I've ruined my karma, father, and that something bad is gonna happen as a result of this transgression. It had over $ in it, which I counted many times on the subway. yes, father, I did, eventually, with great difficulty. It's been five years since you've been to confession.
It has been two weeks since my last confession. I-I-I-I-I- Bless me, father, for I have sinned.